If you ever find yourself incarcerated in an El-Salvadorian prison and forced to watch ITV's football coverage, you will see a man in the studio. A man who seethes with contempt at the inane banality around him, a man whose icy stare at the artificially folksy repartee of Adrian Chiles could freeze magma.

Just another week in paradise. With the resignation of Fabio Capello from his post as England Manager / press voodoo doll, we're being reminded of some of the less savoury sides of the game. The politicking, the whooping hyenas in the press, the reminder that the never ending cuntishness of John Terry seems to hurt everybody expect John Terry.

Saturday

- Having just returned from her latest holiday in Baleares Island, Spain with Frank 'The Sun has my bare bum exposed, how do you like me now?' Lampard, Christine Bleakely's "Daybreak" co-host, Adrian Chiles, declared her skin colouring to be a shade of 'burnt bacon brown' on live telly.

Emerging talent: 12 players to watch at the Under-21 European Championships 2011 is a post from: Just Football

The 2011 UEFA Under-21 European Championships get underway this weekend in Denmark. This year's edition includes some surprise names, such as Belarus and first-time qualifiers Iceland, as well as some big name absentees like Italy, Holland and 2009 winners Germany who all failed to qualify this time around.

Mark Critchley watched the friendly match between England and Ghana last night.

Here they are. Our boys. No, not them I mean... Fine, alright then, not our boys our ‘other' boys, the ones playing against our ‘real' boys. Yes of course it's ok to support both.