Thanks to Chelsea Offside reader Rosh for pointing me toward this absolutely hilarious clip. From the movie Downfall outstanding flick, by the way Hitler learns of Lampard's imminent move to Inter Milan. Warning: This piece contains harsh language, so those 12 and under are encouraged to check it out.

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Adolf Hitler and Malcolm Glazer have a lot in common; both are small coiled springs of incomprehensible rage, and they most definitely do not respond well to disloyalty. Here then is a slice of nice internet-conjured amusement, re-subtitling ace war movie Downfall to capture the board's rising contempt for a certain Portuguese winger's capricious, money-grabbing nature:
Beware parents, this clip features some good old-fashioned family racism, as well as language that would make a sailor blush, so please exercise extreme responsibility before showing this to anyone under 5'7". Click to continue reading...