By Chris Wright
Piquionne is the poor man's Adebayor
Coolio has been blasting and laughing so long that even his Momma thinks that
his mind has gone.
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Morning to you from snowy Dublin where the inclement weather appears to have banjaxed my upload
speed. Hopefully the Arsecast will have completed by the time I finish writing this.
We'll start with Marouane Chamakh who isn't letting the fact he's done well and scored some
goals ease him into the comfort zone.
Two certainties this afternoon. Firstly, that Sparky will be telling his midfield to "let them
know you're there" and secondly, that Mark Schwarzer will have an outstanding game. In my opinion,
it is upon these two personalities the game will hinge.
Hughes is man under pressure, having seen his team fall to one point above the relegation
zone.
Belgium's teen football sensation Romelu Lukaku has already begun the process of causing greed
and chaos to reign. As a postscript to the recent affair in which Wayne Rooney and his agent Paul
Stretford held Manchester United to ransom, player power seems to be growing out of all proportion
to talent and quality.