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Everyone please take their seat. No talking! Please take out your scantron sheets and your #2
pencils. The Final Exam will commence momentarily. If you cheat, you will be red carded and given
an F. If you completed the required reading and attended class, you should do fine. If you were
stoned, you should still get an A.
In Canada, and I'm sure around the world too, there is a serious hazing problem occurring in
schools. High schools and universities are experiencing cases of students being hazed as a right of
passage into their sports team. In a recent report a group of women at Carleton University in
Ottawa, Canada ganged up on the new soccer recruit and made them do demeaning acts as well as being
involuntarily confined.
I know I skipped acts 1 & 2 this week, but here's episode 3 for your own, perverse viewing
pleasure; better late than never.
Anyway, next year's home openers are out, and for the third year in a row, Toronto gets to go down
to Columbus. And it's a big deal, because Toronto fans don't want to go, and the Crew fans don't
want them there and Columbus is great and all but really it sucks and we're not rivals anyway but
your front office wants us to play you and it's this bizarre dance of teacher teacher she touched
me first, no, she did she did.
