I'll be back later today with a preview of the RSL match, but in the meantime... Break Out the Sandwich Boards I'll admit that I haven't been too focused on the whole DC stadium debacle. Primarily, that's because I prefer to cede ground to those...

Jesus I am going to have nightmares about this for weeks. The quality of the acting from the former Sheffield Wednesday and England man is pretty good and is kind of Anthony Hopkins from Silence of the Lambs-esque. Scary!

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That game totally and completely qualifies as "pulling one out of your ass".

As a Galaxy fan, this game was a tie that felt like a victory. Not only are we the first team to take points at Rio Tinto this season, but pulling it out in the 95th minute AFTER conceding a penalty kick showed the major difference between this year's team and the previous two.

Everyone please take their seat. No talking! Please take out your scantron sheets and your #2 pencils. The Final Exam will commence momentarily. If you cheat, you will be red carded and given an F. If you completed the required reading and attended class, you should do fine. If you were stoned, you should still get an A.

This is just grotesque. The most irritating display of bad acting ever witnessed on a sporting field. Watch!

Thanks to Dirty Tackle for giving us the heads up on this one.

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I hate to advocate physical violence, but acting as if Mike Tyson just bit you after a love tap like that should be punishable by an actual beating. Forget bookings and match bans, the only way to truly deter this kind of behavior is a little old fashion sense memory.

"Nope, don't think I'll feign injury today.

CRF Cluj goalkeeper Nuno Caro looked like he was trying to ram his foot through the chest of Astra's Georgian Paun in a Romanian league match last month. Note the utter shock on Caro's face when he gets shown a red card. That's either tremendous acting or an astounding level of delusion.

You know it may be time to stop diving when groups of six and seven year old girls fall to the ground and mockingly feign injury at the mere mention of your name.

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