Oh sweet Jesus it must be fun being Peter Crouch, apart from the occasional headbutt against door fittings everything must be just rosy! In case you wondering who this beauty is, and you really should know, it's Abigail Clancy.

More breathtaking pictures below!

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Yes it's Abigail Clancy again, but who wouldn't want to see yet more of this incredibly attractive lady. It's been announced today that a date has been set for her marriage to Spurs striker Peter Crouch, what an incredible lucky man.

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Toni Terry and Abigail Clancy do the LBD justice at the Louis Dundas Centre for Children's Palliative Care launch party. Technically Abigail is a "soon-to-be-a-hot-wife" but that didn't have the same ring to it in the title. Please overlook our accuracy issues. Merci.

For no other reason than to wake you all out of your morning slumber and perhaps remind Jermain Defoe that some WAG's don't look as plastic as a very plastic object, we bring you some images of the delightful Abigail Clancy!

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Elen Rives debuts a new pair of eyelashes at the Mobo Awards 2009 Nomination event in Mayfair.
Torsten Frings is separating from his wife of 15 years. Single caveman on premises, Kickettes.
Gerard Pique compares football to sex. Yeah, baby.
What would you do if your man came home with Voronin hair?

The Pride of Britain awards are always good for enticing a few footy wives and girlfriends to come out and strut their stuff on the red carpet for a feel-good cause.

And so, for your fashion critiquing pleasure, we give you:

Abigail Clancy, Cheryl Cole and Louise Redknapp, all of whom brought a wide variety of looks to the event.

Peter Crouch has proposed to his girlfriend, Abigail Clancy. During their recent holiday in Sardinia, he popped the question - and of course, she said yes.

Peter and Abbey have been dating for 3 years.

The early part of their relationship was a little hectic, with the two breaking up after Abbey's cocaine scandal and some sort of drama with another bloke.

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Looking at these photos of the Tottenham boys out celebrating their win over Portsmouth this weekend, we were struck by one undeniable truth: shop assistants lie. Oh, how they lie.

They lie to the young, innocent and cash-rich when they tell them: yes, Mr. Keane, flesh-coloured satin is big for 'ballers this fall.

Tottenham Hotspur and England strikers other half / WAG was out and about once again on Tuesday night at the UK premiere of the Michael Jackson movie This Is It. Here's a look at her rocking the sequins and clods courtesy of the always fun ladies at Kickette. Click on the image below to see a [...]

Michael Owen: he signed, he shocked, he's scoring a whole 'lotta goals. Nice guns, btw.
Sergio Ramos's ex, Elizabeth Reyes, is dating another footballer.
Peter Crouch is off to Tottenham. You're such a club-ho, Crouchie! A very rich, talented club-ho.
John Terry is at his best when with Frankie, or.

We all do it: tell ourselves things that we know aren't true, or see a situation the way we want it to be, rather than the way it really is.

But no more. Today, we are pledging an honestly policy up in the joint, Kickettes.

Here's the top 5 lies we can't stop telling ourselves:

1.

Elen Rives debuts a new pair of eyelashes at the Mobo Awards 2009 Nomination event in Mayfair.
Torsten Frings is separating from his wife of 15 years. Single Viking on premises, Kickettes.
Gerard Pique compares football to sex. Yeah, baby.
What would you do if your man came home with Voronin hair?

Abigail Clancy was out late last night for the UK premiere of the Michael Jackson This Is It movie. She was rocking a gorgeous sequin mini-dress which she coupled with a hefty pair of clod-hoppers.

No. Sorry. They just look like clod-hoppers. Of course, they're just ankle boots.

It took the lanky dude some three or four years (depending on who you ask) to propose to this lovely lady, Abigail Clancy.
Congratulations to the happy couple.

Harry Redknapp's side romped home to victory in their first home friendly of pre-season with second half goals from Roman Pavyluchenko, Luka Modric and Jermain Defoe giving Spurs a 3-0 win over the Greek champions.

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• Tottenham fans: What is the best strike partnership now at the club?

Again, thanks to 101greatgoals for leading us to this press conference. Peter Crouch prepares to re-ignite 'Little and Large' partnership with Jermain Defoe, but just where does that leave Robbie Keane? Three man attack perhaps?

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The Beauty: OK, let me admit my bias up front. Other than maybe Ms. Slade, Abigail Clancy is the hottest English WAG in my opinion. Now, I am not saying she is the "best", "most talented", or "most waggish", just perhaps "sexiest". I have the evidence to back it up too.

She did it. Toni Terry made her debut in a dressage class presentation at the London International Horse Show.

We admit to not knowing squat about horses and events of this nature, but is it the norm to carry a microphone? Please say yes. We have visions of Toni trotting around whilst singing show tunes and celebrity interpretations.

Peter Crouch has proposed to his girlfriend, Abigail Clancy. During their recent holiday in Sardinia, he popped the question - and of course, she said yes.

Peter and Abbey have been dating for 3 years.

The early part of their relationship was a little hectic, with the two breaking up after Abbey's cocaine scandal and some sort of drama with another bloke.

We all do it: tell ourselves things that we know aren't true, or see a situation the way we want it to be, rather than the way it really is.

But no more. Today, we are pledging an honestly policy up in the joint, Kickettes.

Here's the top 5 lies we can't stop telling ourselves:

1.

Michael Owen: he signed, he shocked, he scored a whole 'lotta goals. Nice guns, btw.
Sergio Ramos's ex, Elizabeth Reyes, is dating another footballer.
John Terry's wife, Toni has gone brunette, and looks like a sex pot. Also sex-pottish, Abigail Clancy's... mum. Goodness.

The Pride of Britain awards are always good for enticing a few footy wives and girlfriends to come out and strut their stuff on the red carpet for a feel-good cause.

And so, for your fashion critiquing pleasure, we give you:

Abigail Clancy, Cheryl Cole and Louise Redknapp, all of whom brought a wide variety of looks to the event.

Toni Terry and Abigail Clancy do the LBD justice at the Louis Dundas Centre for Children's Palliative Care launch party. Technically, Abigail is a "soon-to-be-a-hot-wife" but that didn't have the same ring to it. Please overlook our accuracy issues and enjoy the sexy. Merci.

Looking at these photos of the Tottenham boys out celebrating their win over Portsmouth this weekend, we were struck by one undeniable truth: shop assistants lie. Oh, how they lie.

They lie to the young, innocent and cash-rich when they tell them: yes, Mr. Keane, flesh-coloured satin is big for 'ballers this fall.

Abigail Clancy was out late last night for the UK premiere of the Michael Jackson This Is It movie. She was rocking a gorgeous sequin mini-dress which she coupled with a hefty pair of clod-hoppers.

No. Sorry. They just look like clod-hoppers. Of course, they're just ankle boots.

For no reason other than we want to, we bring you a very nice pic of Peter Crouch's soon to be missus, to see even more lovely pics of Abigail Clancy, visit Who Ate All the Pies by CLICKING HERE!

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Sometimes fashion photos can just speak for themselves, Kickettes.

But not in this case. Because, well, in this case fashion has no voice.

It's suffering from laryngitis and needs a throat lozenge. It has been up too late gossiping and is scratchy and hoarse. It has a mincemeat pie lodged in its gob.

Sometimes fashion photos can just speak for themselves, Kickettes. But not in this case. Because, well, in this case fashion has no voice.

Fashion is suffering from laryngitis and needs a throat lozenge. It has been up too late gossiping and is scratchy and hoarse. It has a mincemeat pie lodged in its gob.