Las Soccer Wags: Sarah Brandner, Abbey Clancy, Bethany Dempsey y Melissa Satta.
aparecieron en la revista Sports Illustrated , que ademas de deportes ilustra lo sexy de este mudo
deportivo, ahora las esposas de cuatro futbolistas aparecieron de una manera muy peculiar en
bodypaint con las camisetas pintadas al cuerpo de la selección de sus respectivos esposos, directo
para Área Chicas.
The mingers are now safely gone and we're down to the last eight. Before you cast your votes,
here are the remaining results from the second round:
Holland 83% Italy 17%
Paraguay 66% Denmark 34%
Chile 63% Brazil 37%
Spain 77% Portugal 23%
Now vote for your semi-finalists:
Uruguay v England
Uruguay – Zaira Nara
If Diego Forlan does join Spurs, Zaira Nara will be a welcome addition to our WAG ranks.
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AFTER allegations that Peter Crouch cheated with a teenage prostitute during a stag do hit the
tabloids, distraught WAG Abbey Clancy removed her engagement ring and fled to Spain, her mascara
all a mess. As you do.
But now and this is gonna shock you, so brace yourself it looks like Clancy is prepared to
forgive her lanky twat of a husband-to-be.
Abbey Clancy graces the front and the inside of the March edition of FHM. There have been a lot of
rumours that Cheryl Cole will be the sexiest WAG for the World Cup and all the headlines will be
about her. Surely our WDKF fave Clancy has got to be in with a shot? I think [...]
Another week brings us a new WAG from the SI Swimsuit
Edition. This weeks WAG is Sarah Brandner, the
girlfriend of Germany and FC Bayern midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger...
Now this is the one all of you were waiting for, we all remember seeing Sarah in the stands
during the Euro 2008 competition.
It's the day of the World Cup final and far more importantly, the WAG World Cup final between
England and Spain.
Peter Crouch's missus Abbey Clancy represents England, while Sara Carbonero defeated Germany
with 52% to 48%, to see the Spanish through to the final.
Gentlemen, cast your final votes and don't let patriotism get in the way of your red-blooded
impartiality.
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Did you know men now spend a longer amount of time than women getting ready to go out? Yoann
needn't worry as his beauty secrets are safe with us.
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This video of great Cesc moments just reminded us to add him to our miss list.
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The Redknapps and their stellar cheese have boosted Thomas Cooke sales.
Images via Hola! magazine, Getty Images, Boris Horvat/AFP.
Saturday
- Ex-Barcelona coach, Frank Rijkaard, got married for the third time. To the nanny of his kids.
Hmm...
- During the Netherlands v. Hungary friendly, Robin Van Persie nearly had his shirt ripped off
to reveal.
Hooker criticises Crouchy's shoes Tottenham striker Peter Crouch cheated on his model fiancee with
a 19-year-old prostitute during a stag weekend in Madrid, claims the News of the World. The 6ft 7in
striker allegedly paid £800 for an hour with 19-year-old hooker Monica Mint at a three-star Madrid
hotel.
Francesco Totti's lady love Ilary Blasi in Vanity Fair. And ours too, if we're honest. Image via
style.it
You've only really made it as a WAG when you've hit the cover of a glossy.
Whether your boy is a non-league no mark or Ballon D'or Booty, serious kudos is to be gained
from throwing down some good lookin' shapes in a studio.
By Ollie Irish
Some recommended football content:
TOP LINK A fine review of Match of the Day by our friend Alex Netherton
Sabotage Times
Mutinous Nicolas Anelka hit with 18-game international ban! Surely he won't play again for
France, even if the ban is reduced on appeal NY Times
WAG Abbey Clancy pulls on some riding gear, tries to forget about cheating Crouchy Goaly
Moly
Chelsea want to work on Ashley Cole's public image.
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Did you know men now spend a longer amount of time than women getting ready to go out? Yoann
needn't worry as his beauty secrets are safe with us.
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This video of great Cesc moments just reminded us to add him to our miss list.
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The Redknapps and their stellar cheese have boosted Thomas Cooke sales.
Sports Illustrated Magazine recently released some candid photographs of four beautiful soccer
WAGS who were bodypainted wearing the national colors of their respective countries.
The girls modeled include Bethany Dempsey (wife of US international Clint Dempsey), Melissa
Satta (girlfriend of Christian Vieri), Sarah Brandner (girlfriend of Bastian Schweinsteiger) and
Abbey Clancy (fiance of Peter Crouch).
Not that you need one, but here's an excuse to do a little retail emotional rescue: Which
current (or former) WAGs made the cut as the featured World Champions Collection shirt models for
Umbro?
Alice Bregoli (Alberto Gilardini, Italy), Susana Werner (Julio Cesar, Brazil) Julia Goedicke
(Marcell Jansen/Christoph Metzelder baby momma, Germany), Luli Fernandez (Pablo Mouche/sext partner
of Juan Roman Riquelme, Argentina), Zaira Nara (Diego Forlan,Uruguay), Abbey Clancy (Peter Crouch,
England) and Charlene Suric (Gael Clichy, France).
Let's ignore the obvious discussion for a second. Try and stay with us.
Top story of the day just might belong to Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley, who have joined
holiday forces with the Jamie and Louise Redknapp in Costa Smeralda, Sardinia. (Staying at Hotel
Cala Di Volpe, a village-themed resort designed by Aga Khan situated in the Porto Cervo bay, the
Redknapps are loyal customers of the accommodations ever since their first stint at the resort two
years ago.
Yes, unfortunately it looks like Abbey Clancy could be attached to Peter Crouch for some time
now due to the fact that she is apparently pregnant. Let's hope to god the kid gets her looks or
else he or she is in trouble.
Lately Peter Crouch has been in the news for his philandering in nightclubs like every other
English footballer.
The web might be full of nothing but speculation regarding the England World Cup squad at the
moment, but we know that you're only interested in the real issues of the day.
As such, you'll be pleased to find out that the results are in from Group B of the WAG World Cup
and voting in Group C is now open.
Before reporting to national team training camp, two of Spain's shining stars had a busy three day
weekend. Iker Casillas took girlfriend, Sara Pastasauce, to meet his grandparents while Santi
Cazorla fronted a AXE Men promo event.
Once the Spanish NT reunited, stroking Andres Iniesta's head felt especially good for Gerard
Pique.
Don't lie: you definitely had flashbacks to Leonardo DiCaprio's epic "I'm the King of
the World!" movie moment upon seeing Abbey Clancy on holiday with her 'baller hubby-to-be, Peter
Crouch.
As you can see, the pair are getting their holiday romancin' on in an infinity pool at the Hotel
du Cap Eden Roc on Cap d'Antibes.
Images via WENN, Diez Minutos.es, AS.com.
Saturday
- We know we must sound like a broken record, but for the new and old readers among us, please
keep in mind that while WC season is over, vacay season just got started! For example, our two
favourite Liverpool lads, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher, were caught wading in the Formentera
water this past weekend; Raul and Mamen gave their daughter, Maria, her first dip in the Menorca
ocean; and prior to demonstrating his pre-season fitness, Aitor Ocio and his new
love(!
Don't panic, Kickettes, Sheree Murphy (wife of Australia and Galatasaray midfielder Harry
Kewell) has not broken both of her wrists. Nor is she using a new breakthrough anti-aging hand
treatment. The white wraps on her hands are for kickboxing.
Yes, exercise. Have you heard of it? We're not much familiar.
A cornucopia of WAGs hotfooted it down to the Pride of Britain Awards in London Monday night,
and as usual, provided much entertainment with their sartorial selections.
Since we've nothing better to do, we've decided to use a traffic light rating system for
stylishness. What? This is the norm round these parts, 'kay?
Earlier this week, Victoria Beckham presented her A/W 2010 collection in New York to rave
reviews. Indeed, Posh looks to have found her groove with fashion her dresses have been worn by
dozens of celebrities to some seriously high profile events.
Strangely, though no WAGs as yet have stepped up in fash-support of Lady V to wear her body-con,
structured looks.
Saturday
- We tweeted a call to Kickette caption action with this photo of Real Madrid's Iker Casillas
and Guti attending the 10th Annual Marca Forum. As you might've seen, Iker went with a white belt
(?) while Guti opted against treating his damaged hair with some quality split end mender that
morning.
Having only just recovered from the intense, fun-filled and good-spirited hilarity that is April
Fools Day (anyone sensing a teensy bit of irony there?) we happened upon these where did I
leave my meds images for the 2010 calendar from Italian side Napoli.
Though entertained, we would like to offer a note of caution: Anyone remember Swatch
watches?
You may have noticed we've been a little manflesh heavy recently. While this isn't necessarily a
problem, an overdose of anything is bad for one's health so we rather generously thought we would
refresh your palates with some WAG goss.
Above, you will see Abbey Clancy shopping. For discount carpet.
There are many mysteries in life. What lurks beneath the waters at Loch Ness? What happened to
the crew of the Mary Celeste? How does Chris Kamara get TV work?
Surely though, no mystery is quite so unsolvable as this one: how did Peter Crouch manage to
pull Abbey Clancy?
Clancy has just been named at number ten, on FHM's list of the world's sexiest women.
Seeing as the World Cup is approaching and you guys like our Wag Of The Week series, I
thought I'll give you a WAG from Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit edition for the
next 4 weeks. Up first is Peter Crouch's missus, Abbey Clancy...
(This swimsuit edition features the WAG's in body paint only so this is why this is marked
possibly NSFW.
With the World Cup just 20 odd days away we thought to ourselves what could we offer to our
loyal community to pass the time until the kick off (twiddling your thumbs and having a pint down
the local will only keep you busy for a limited period of time). And then it came to us a list of
WAGs and HABs websites.
Abbey Clancy as a swimwear model isn't a novel idea. After all, she's done lingerie and nude
body paint, so donning two pieces for Matalan is career move in the "modest" direction.
And how is this news? Well, when a WAG puts clothes on, she should be feted with a
Queen Lizzie-approved parade route.
If Fabio Capello and the England squad hadn't completely ballsed things up, we would
anticipating a semi-final against Holland tonight. We'd lose obviously, but at least everyone could
have kidded themselves that it had been a reasonably successful World Cup.
In the WAG World Cup however, England go into the semi-final against Holland with a chance of
victory.
Don't lie: you definitely had flashbacks to Leonardo DiCaprio's epic "I'm the King of
the World!" movie moment upon seeing Abbey Clancy on holiday with her 'baller hubby-to-be, Peter
Crouch.
As you can see, the pair are getting their holiday romancin' on in an infinity pool at the Hotel
du Cap Eden Roc on Cap d'Antibes.
Images via WENN, Diez Minutos.es, AS.com.
Saturday
- We know we must sound like a broken record, but for the new and old readers among us, please
keep in mind that while WC season is over, vacay season just got started! For example, our two
favourite Liverpool lads, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher, were caught wading in the Formentera
water this past weekend; Raul and Mamen gave their daughter, Maria, her first dip in the Menorca
ocean; and prior to demonstrating his pre-season fitness, Aitor Ocio and his new
love(!
Stephen Ireland took his long-time lady Jessica Lawlor out to Rosso Restaurant on Friday night to
celebrate her 25th birthday. Jessica looks fab, no? She's wearing a Preen zebra print dress and
Carvela shoes with her Chanel handbag.
It's a long weekend (thank Iker), so this gossip sheet is a tad premature.
Noemie Lenoir was in the VIP room at the Fendi party in Paris this weekend. Pssht. Whatevs. We sooo
could have been there if we wanted to be. Here's a round up of what went down this weekend.
Saturday
- Celebrity hairstylist, Philip B., spent some time fluffing Nagore Aramburu's lush locks.
We watched Zizou watch something displeasing this weekend. Find out what else occurred outside your
footy peripheral this weekend, courtesy of Kickette's trusted gossip short list. Image: EQ.
- A wedded WAG war apparently broke out just before the weekend, with Wesley Sneijder's wife
Yolanthe Cabau accusing Patrick Kluivert's other half, Rossana de Lima, of overcharging the Dutch
couple for her nuptial planning skillz.
Earlier this week, Victoria Beckham presented her A/W 2010 collection in New York to rave
reviews. Indeed, Posh looks to have found her groove with fashion her dresses have been worn by
dozens of celebrities to some seriously high profile events.
Strangely, though no WAGs as yet have stepped up in fash-support of Lady V to wear her body-con,
structured looks.
Cheryl Cole and her Prada Tote at the BBC studios in London yesterday.
A handbag says a thousand words. Big, small, slouchy, distressed, leather, canvas, studded,
quilted... we could go on.
And actually, let's: there is no feeling quite like untying the brown ribbon bow from a Louis
Vuitton box and lifting that gorgeous brown pebbled leather baby to your nose to get the full new
leather experience.
Can anyone believe it's April, already? Clearly, Cesc can't.
Although yesterday we were recommending Abbey Clancy's curry diet to drop a few extra kilos
before the summer, we've since changed our minds. We are now fully on board with the Champions
League weight loss method through extreme stress, adrenaline and nervous twitches.
Having only just recovered from the intense, fun-filled and good-spirited hilarity that is April
Fools Day (anyone sensing a teensy bit of irony there?) we happened upon these where did I
leave my meds images for the 2010 calendar from Italian side Napoli.
Though entertained, we would like to offer a note of caution: Anyone remember Swatch
watches?
