Throughout Peter Crouch's career he has constantly been judged on his appearance more so than
his on-pitch appearances. When Crouch is praised for his footballing abilities, it is usually the
famous cliche that the media has tagged Crouchy with 'good touch for a tall guy', but is this
all that the England International is good for?
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. FRANCK RIBERY I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TRANSFER CRAP!!!!! BUT I AM VERY JEALOUS THAT YOU WERE
IN A MUSIC VIDEO!!!!! I HAD AN IDEA FOR A MUSIC VIDEO THAT INVOLVED ME PUNCHING THE CAMERA LENS AND
SCREAMING FOR FOUR MINUTES STRAIGHT BUT MTV DIDN'T LIKE IT AND THEY TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THEIR
HEATING DUCT BUT I COULDN'T BECAUSE I WAS STUCK AND IT HURT!
All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty
Tackle...
Real Madrid's Alvaro Negredo would like to know what the f#@k you think you're looking at.
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Hilarious translation of Carlos Tevez's press conference.
My thoughts on Peter Crouch have been made time and again so I won't bore everyone with how little
I think he'll add to our squad.
I will, however, indulge in the one reason I'm a tad happy with the fact that we've spent in the
region of £10 million on a player we once deemed not good enough to play for us.
