Free advice from the opposition fans When a professional footballer from your club makes a mess of something as simple as a throw-in, it can be frustrating. But when MK Dons full-back Jude Stirling made a right pig's ear of his throw against Leyton Orient the away supporters seemed to be more annoyed than Stirling's own [.

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Robert Keane Translation Services It seems Robbie Keane might have been brought to Liverpool by Rafa Benitez as a very expensive Italian translator for Andrea Dossena. The new Spurs captain might not have picked up a great deal of the lingo during his brief stint at Inter Milan, but he certainly knows how to convey the [.

So far there's no Special 1 TV but fear not, there's the 3rd Eye segment from Soccer AM. In last weekend's episode, Robbie Keane versus water bottle, the pervy newscaster and Steven Gerrard's rendition of Peter Crouch's robot dance. I believe one of the guests on the sofa is The Ordinary Boys' lead singer Samuel Preston, ex-husband [.

On today's edition of Soccer AM's 3rd eye after Robbie Keane's emasculating bottle cap troubles and the leering Sky Sports anchor they shared a clip of Steven Gerrard busting out his interpretive dance moves just before a corner kick during the match against Spurs last weekend (1:52 into the video).