By Ollie Irish
Do smiley faces really make a Safe For Work alternative to female nipples? Looks that way...
The boobs belong to attention-seeking skank Catherine Leah Spencer, an American chicita who
decided to flash her wares too much tequila, Catherine?
By Ollie Irish
Probably of little use in a real game situation, but still impressive tekkers from Ron.
Spotted on the comprehensive 101GreatGoals (where else)
By Ollie Irish
Taoba Kemmy plays for women's football team Turbine Potsdam. Playing against fierce rivals FFC
Frankfurt in the Bundesliga, Kemmy decided to aim a throw-in at the face of opponent Kerstin
Garefreke, an unsportswomanlike act which earned her a red card and some degree of internet infamy
though not quite as infamous as hair puller Elizabeth Lambert.
Like the headline says, ouch. OUCH. This is actually painful to watch, though
nowhere near as painful as it was for Christian Chivu, who came off much worse
after a brutal clash of heads with Chievo forward Sergio Pellissier during a recent Serie A clash
match:
The desription of the injury suffered by Chivu, found on Inter's official website (Spotter's
badge: 101GreatGoals), is equally painful to read:
"The player [Cristian Chivu] sustained a trauma to the right side of the cranium and it provoked
some fractures with the collapse of the structure and some blood, but the bruising was
contained.
By Ollie Irish
Links!
Who ate all the pies? Rotherham fans, that's who [Guardian]
Some bloke broke the keepy-up world record [BBC]
Rio Ferdinand charged with violent conduct [FourFourTwo]
Spurs try to gazump West Ham for Eidur Gudjohnsen [Mail]
Roberto Mancini channels Oasis.
By Ollie Irish
Video via 101GreatGoals
Jose Mourinho won his first game in charge of Real Madrid, 3-2 in a friendly against Mexico's
Club America. Of course he did. Did you expect anything less? Mourinho is a natural born winner and
I can't wait to see Real and Barcelona crack heads this season.
... it's 101GreatGoals http://www.101greatgoals.com/.
They have all the goals from all the games in all the leagues I'm not sure how legal they are,
but a great resource. Bookmark them now and you'll never need miss a goal again.
Incidentally, what a day's football there has been Stoke dicking Arsenal, Scunny giving City a
bit of a run for their (bottomless pit of) money, and now a cracking Milan derby.
By Ollie Irish
Today's links are brought to you by Larissa Riquelme's massive birthmark:
Yikes! More off-putting Larissa pics at Busted Coverage
Raul bids emotional farewell to Real Madrid Goal
Speaking of Raul, he might yet come to the Premier League COS
Photos: Man Utd lose to 10-man Kansas City Wizards Goaly Moly
Paul the Psychic Octopus is the subject of new film Guardian
Video: Man City lose to Thierry Henry's Red Bulls 101GreatGoals
Stephen Ireland has bust-up with Roberto Mancini in the States?
By Ollie Irish
Video via 101GreatGoals
So Wazza's ankle looks okay, judging by the way he deftly dribbled past some barrels for his
terrible but slightly addictive 'Street Striker' TV show (bet Fergie has that on Sky+ series link).
But his shooting radar.
Goals of the Week
A few GotW round-ups for you. First off we have Romain Poyet (2:06) with a stunner of a volley
for Brest. 101greatgoals.com has a top ten list, with the goal of the week going to Pavlyuchenko
for being on the receiving end of Gareth Bale magic against Inter.
Original article here
1. Karim Benzema (Mesut Ozil assist) (Ajax v Real Madrid, November 23,
2010)
2. Matheus (Braga v Arsenal, November 23, 2010)
3. Mehmet Guven (Eskisehirspor v Manisaspor, November 26, 2010) (First goal on
the video)
4.
