Dear Nick Webster:
Thank you so much for wearing a DC United jersey on Fox Soccer Phone on Monday night. We appreciate the thought, we really do.
But, in the words of fans across the world, you’re not fit to wear the shirt.
You’re a jackass. Your show sucks and the network you do it on wishes it had the production values of Aurora, Illinois public access TV. Please don’t drag our franchise down to the level of your lobotomized talk show by wearing our shirt on the show.
Sincerely,
Aaron.
4 responses so far ↓
Kevin // August 19, 2008 at 8:03 am
Sincerely Aaron? No. Sincerely anyone who has ever watched that show and screamed “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at their television.
Bootsy // August 19, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Uhoh, what did the two of them do now?
DR // August 19, 2008 at 12:35 pm
When askexd about it by Steve Nichols, “It’s a wardrobe malfunction” was Webster’s reply. What a jackass.
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