I'm no proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one and Titi Henry was up to his usual whining and moaning as he tried once again to referee a game. And sadly for the U the dream is over as the Sounders make like Pepto Bismol and stop the run.
Poetry Corner kicks recaps a rather forgettable game.
It was a rather forgettable game. As with the early season game between the Philadelphia Union and D.C. United back on May 10, an early United goal proved to be the difference maker. Philly has quite a hill to climb after this one, and only four games left to do it.
Every week we "Monday Morning Manage" every game with our fellow Union faithful. What could have been done better? What were the missed opportunities? Did that sub really need to happen? We bring all the talking points to you each week right here.
Another week closer to the end of the MLS regular season, another game without getting a win for the Philadelphia Union as D.
The Union's playoff prospects continue to fade away following a 1-0 loss to D.C. United on Saturday afternoon.
D.C. United came into this match in first place in the Eastern Conference and looking ahead toward the playoffs. The Union came into this match winless since their 6-point sweep of Toronto earlier this month.
Just three minutes that speaks volumes about the veteran Union midfielder
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a video must be worth a few million - just ask Pamela and Tommy Lee. The sometimes Philadelphia Union captain and on loan midfielder wore a mic for the home match against the New York Red Bulls and the editors at MLS pulled 3 minutes and 34 seconds of goodness from the match.
Get The Whole Story from matchday 29 when the Union travel to out nations capital to face a DC United team that is lighting it up both domestically and internationally from previews to post match analysis
We spoke to Ben Bromley from SB Nation's DC United site, Black and Red United and asked his three questions about the team and the match this weekend.
Get to know thine enemy Union fans, we rung up Black and Red United and asked them three questions about DC United and the upcoming match.
We spoke to Ben Bromley from SB Nation's DC United site, Black and Red United and asked his three questions about the team and the match this weekend. He sounded about as buoyant as a fan of a team in the drivers seat should.
The top 100 clubs in the United States and Canada. Rankings are current as of September 22, 2014.
The past month saw some movement in the top 100 rankings, although the Seattle Sounders were able to hold on to the top thanks in part to their US Open Cup win over the Philadelphia Union. Sporting Kansas City - last month's number two - fell six spots to number eight.
Bruce Arena didn't like how Major League Soccer handled the negotiations with Sasha Kljestan on behalf of the LA Galaxy. Don Garber fined him and then attempted to defend the honor of the league's single-entity structure. Did he actually say anything meaningful?
Major League Soccer and the Major League Soccer Players Union are currently engaged in a Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) negotiation that will usher in a new era for soccer in the United States and Canada.