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WWC 2011 Ridiculous Predictions: Team France—Possibly Less Chokey, Less Drama Queeny, Than the Men

Faster Ones June 1, 2011 @ 8:55 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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I base this on the following ridiculousness:
1. Eight players from Olympique Lyonnais, which, let's admit it, really sorta beat the hell out of Potsdam in the Champions League final, even though said team has fewer national team members, which, in the grand scheme of things, probably means very little at the club level.

No Conny, No Sonja, No Anja

Faster Ones June 1, 2011 @ 7:52 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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But, yay Müller!
Tor
1 Nadine Angerer 10.11.1978 1. FFC Frankfurt
12 Ursula Holl 26.06.1982 FCR 2001 Duisburg
21 Almuth Schult 09.02.1991 Magdeburger FFC
Abwehr
3 Saskia Bartusiak 09.09.1982 1. FFC Frankfurt
10 Linda Bresonik 07.12.1983 FCR 2001 Duisburg
15 Verena Faißt 22.

I love Germany. I love Duisburg.

Faster Ones May 11, 2011 @ 7:59 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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WTF.

When Linda Bresonik Comes to Boston

Faster Ones May 11, 2011 @ 7:42 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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(Which, okay, I know it's extraordinarily likely that she just fucking won't, but, whatever—bear with me.)
Tony DiCiccio, let's hope, will not be her coach.
She can wear Puma instead of Hummel (although I bet she'd prefer Hummel).
She can drink Diet Coke here, too.
She'll guarantee Cox's spot on the bench.

Oh, heavens.

Faster Ones May 10, 2011 @ 7:01 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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"Das Bizarre" and friends celebrate Simon's indoctrination into the love triangle/threesome/whatever-fucking's-next German drama story line, and what's really only a matter of time when her name starts showing up in shit like this.
Welcome, Simon. Clock's ticking.

Hi there.

Faster Ones May 3, 2011 @ 11:33 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Dzsenifer out, Conny in. Or at least that's what this says in German. Few things bring me back from the dead, but how could this one not?
The bad news for Fräulein Pohlers is that she's been talking shit on Sylvia Neid since she wasn't initially selected way back whenever that happened, and for this reason, I smell disaster waiting to happen.

Good News, WPS Fans! The Players Are Stoked About Their New Uniforms!

Faster Ones March 23, 2010 @ 2:05 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Thank you, username ShopWPS, for such an insightful blog post today! You have NO IDEA how much better I'll sleep knowing that Leslie Osborne agrees that they are "bold, colorful and have a great cut."
Pros Excited to Sport 2010 Kits

Breakers Begin Pre-Season the Way They Ended 2009

Faster Ones March 22, 2010 @ 3:07 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Breakers Fall to Sky Blue FC 2-0 in Exhibition Match
Awesome, dudes.

Breakers Tie Kids Under 20 2-2, Ex-Season Ticket Holders Thinking, "Oh, Fuck No."

Faster Ones March 22, 2010 @ 2:12 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Breakers Draw with U.S. Under-20 WNT, 2-2, In Preseason Exhibition
I admit I have regret sometimes—not renewing my season tickets for the Breakers 2010 campaign. Sometimes I feel like I've turned my back on women's soccer, waiting, twirling my thumbs until the big announcement comes that the women's professional game has once again come to a halt in the United States (and like anyone would notice).

WPS Fantasy Challenge: WTF?

Faster Ones March 15, 2010 @ 12:44 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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RELEASE THE KITTIES!

Question: I Wonder Why Women Step Away After Throwing a Looping Right Hook?

Faster Ones March 6, 2010 @ 11:28 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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A Sport Recoils From a Punch and Its Publicity
Griner, 19, created a major commotion, one that will be difficult for her to deflect, during the second half of Baylor's game Wednesday night when she punched Texas Tech forward Jordan Barncastle, who had been called for fouling her with a sharp elbow, breaking Barncastle's nose and causing both benches to clear.

Zidane: I'd "rather die" than say sorry

Faster Ones March 1, 2010 @ 1:07 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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This guy just can't get any more fabulous.

Atlanta Beat signs first German in WPS

Faster Ones February 19, 2010 @ 2:08 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Welcome, Shelley Thompson.

Just in Case You Thought Jodi Picoult Isn't So Bad, Let Me Remind You That She Is

Faster Ones January 3, 2010 @ 2:41 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Big Surprise: Popular Fiction Still Sucks, or Jodi Picoult Can Eat a Dick

Happy New Year

Faster Ones December 31, 2009 @ 11:22 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Hope 2010 turns out as awesome as I think it will. I mean, really. Positivity isn't my strong suit, but for some reason, I think the Big 10 is going to be exactly that.
And don't forget to check out my love story about Elizabeth Lambert. You can leave a comment, too, if you'd like. That'd be sweet.