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Not a Fast Girl in Short Shorts: More on Alan Gendreau

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More on Alan Gendreau, simply because he's rad. Also, like any good boy from the South, it turns out he loves Jesus. Good for him.

COMING OUT KICKING: OPENLY GAY FORMER COLLEGE KICKER TRIES FOR THE NFL

Three cheers for this fella.

Oh, Christ Almighty, I'm So Ready to Buy Alan's Jersey

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Courtesy of DavidMixner.com
Because...why not? He's got decent stats, great hair and a winning smile. Alan for Everything.

OutSports: Gay Football Kicker Seeks To Play In National Football League!

And the very effin' best to him.

Request: More German Swagger, You Dumb Kids

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Way-Young Nadine
Nadine Angerer delivers some kindness, some whatever...German to English can be such a fucking head trip. Enjoy!

Angerer calls for Germany 'arrogance'

Shut Up, Mom

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I've been a little slow on football news, but still: Have you seen this yet?

Portland Thorns women's soccer team pulls T-shirt from sale

Imagine. Soccer moms already bringing the shit to this new league.

In better news, check out the blossoming WoSo Shirt Company, and their much more clever "Me So Thorny" garb!

The German Women's National Team: A Jersey Retrospective, 'Cuz This Shit's Important

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Aww! Remember these days?
And you know what? With the exception of the 2013 jersey, which is exceptionally high femme, and thus me approved, they're all sort of ugly. Plus, I'm pissed the DFB couldn't dig up one photo of Maren Meinert from back in the day?

Rapinoe Is Your BFF and Ashlyn Harris (What the Hell?)

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For all you Rapinoe fans out there, just in case you missed it:

19 Reasons Megan Rapinoe Would Make The Ultimate BFF

And you know what, Ashlyn Harris? Nineteen years ago--no, wait...far longer!--I was hoping and praying there would one day be someone like you on the pitch. Blonde, tattooed, a tough keeper.

Meet Trans MMA Fighter Fallon Fox

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And her amazing daughter and partner.


The Algarve Cup Final: If Properly Named, Should Really Have Been the Alex Morgan Show

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Photo courtesy of Melanie Maps/Bongarts/Getty Images
Everything you need to know about the final, in special, easily digestiable list form:

General Shit
  • It's nice to see that Team USA is finally high femme enough to match the Germans on the number of players wearing eyeliner and mascara.

Call Me Biased, but I Say Root for the One That's Doing More for Really, Really Tough Queers in Sports

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Who will you support at UFC 157 (February 23, 2013): openly gay (the first!) Liz Carmouche, or the always adorably brutal Ronda Rousey? Some fodder for you:

Yahoo! Sports: Dana White praises openly gay Liz Carmouche: ‘It takes a brave person'

Bleacher Report: UFC 157: 3 Reasons to Root for Liz Carmouche to Defeat Ronda Rousey

MMA Weekly: Liz Carmouche Asked for Ronda Rousey and She Gets Ronda Rousey Liz Carmouche thinks she has found a way to defeat Rousey

Sports Illustrated: Liz Carmouche thinks she has found a way to defeat Rousey

Look Who's Closer Than Ever. Will the NWSL Attract Talent Like Bajramaj?

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"They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said...."
Is German to English not the worst translation ever?
DFB.de: Are you satisfied with the progress of your rehabilitation?
Bajramaj: Yes, very.

Florida Represent: The First Round of the NWSL Draft

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She's No. 1.
Here's your order!

1. Zakiya Bywaters, F, (UCLA) - Chicago Red Stars
2. Tiffany McCarty, F, (Florida State) - Washington Spirit
3. Kristie Mewis, MF, (Boston College) - FC Kansas City
4.

NWSL: Already Feeling Some Major Icks

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1. Ponytail and fairly exceptional tits on display in new logo, despite the fact we know sports bras bind those babies into pancakes.
2. College draft this Friday in Indianapolis. No real ickiness here, although Indy is...you know...just Indy. (Sorry, Indy.)
3. Sunil Gulati's pretty bogus comments on The Internationals: "It would be great to have many of the top world players, and I'm sure we will get some of them, but I don't think you're going to see the same number initially that was the case in the past.

Date This MMA Fighter

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Ask Rosanna Garcia out for a date, for some wine and...oh, I don't know...BEN AND JERRY'S. Go on. I dare you.

Ask Rosanna at MMA Girls.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again; and It's Official! Say Hello to the New Face of Women's Football

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I think this may be the third attempt now, but holy shit! Meet the National Women's Soccer League (NWSL)!

NWSL Announces Allocation of 55 National Team Players to Eight Clubs

The allocation is dope, especially for Portland, Seattle and Boston (thank you very much). The introduction of non-North Americans is eagerly awaited by me.

Who Doesn't Love It When Hope Solo's in the Headlines? Me. For This Reason.

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Hope in court, purportedly.

At first I was so excited about the newly advertised Hope Solo controversy, but then I clicked the Bleacher Report link and it all went to shit. Domestic violence and cops called--all the usual rock star rubbish.