First off, answers to the first edition of Interlull fun

1)Â Â Â Â Â Gone with the wind

2)Â Â Â Â Â The Good, the bad and the ugly

3)Â Â Â Â Â PSYCHO it is.

4)Â Â Â Â Â Slumdog Millionaire

5)Â Â Â Â Â The Great Escape

6)Â Â Â Â Â There will be blood.

To Rafael Benitez (for now atleast) and Whomsoever it may concern at Chelsea

Posted in Arsenal Tagged: Football Philosophy, People, Tributes

Warning : This could be boring

The Past few weeks have seen the worst crisis period of your wonderful career. There are times I used to think what made you quit as a Valencia coach and join Liverpool. You had two La Liga titles and a Uefa cup glory with a meek Valencia side.

"Praising John Terry for the win at the bridge is like awarding the Oscar for the best dialogues to "CAST AWAY". Abstruse, incongruous, inaccurate and so totally dumb."

                               -         A prominent dig at keyrock's prominent post

According to an old drunkard, who i met yesterday, breaks are supposed to be used for relaxation.

In what seems to be a classic case of that old expression (translated here for the benefit of all our readers) known as 'Keeping the Mouth', Wenger's masterstroke forward has been done in by those devious Italians.

And so it happens.

There's a reason why the knowledgeable football fan thinks 59 times on an average before calling Arsenal title contenders.

Maddy's Note albeit to Maddy's Post: I generally write a post in about 40 minutes. This however is the maximum thought I have ever put in into any piece of writing (yes, it includes my examinations as well). Forgive me, but this is a dissertation sized post. You have been warned.

Define Irony : A bunch of football players missing Internationals for an injury they got introduced in the previous Internationals.

So finally we get to watch some International action. And boy, don't I love it. England versus Brazil yeah. Does it get better than this.

Forgive my prolonged absence. It is absolutely unpardonable, though fact is that the average arsefan has had so much more than just my small space to keep them entertained over the past couple of weeks which have been fantastic. The Arsenal has posted its Q1 results and they have been emphatic.

Q. What exactly happened here?

A. Darren Fletcher won the ball and Ashley Cole jumped up into the air. Martin Atkinson promptly scurried across and awarded Chelsea the 'foul'. The rest, as they say, is the rest of this post.

Q. Was Sir Alex wrong in criticizing the referee?

CHELSEA 1 0 MAN UTD.

More to follow.

         Apart from John O'shea, combs , certain other articles which are used  to scratch your back but generally aren't meant to be used that way and Carlton Palmer  there are only very few things that can be termed as multipurpose. One of them is the word "Hello". You receive a call you say "Hello" as a greeting.

Remember, remember, the 6th of November,

Post-Busby, Munich and all,

There's no reason why, including 3 on the trot,

The Alex Fergie era, should ever be forgot.

A bird in hand...

It is slightly disconcerting to think that this man has been on this job for just about 55 days less than the time I've been on this earth.

The past two weeks have been brilliant as far as Chelsea are concerned. 17 goals scored without reply in all competitions. Sadly for other fans though, they would probably have missed the spectacle due to a host of other much-hyped fixtures. Consider this:

21 Oct
Spotlight: Real Madrid v AC Milan
Chelsea 4 0 Atletico Madrid

24 Oct
Spotlight: Liverpool v Man Utd
Chelsea 5 0 Blackburn

28 Oct
Spotlight: Arsenal v Liverpool
Chelsea 4 0 Bolton

31 Oct
Spotlight: Arsenal v Tottenham
Bolton 0 4 Chelsea

Sexy, beautiful, breath-taking, bewitching, captivating, enthralling, irresistible, mesmerizing.

In keeping with tradition, BigFourZa wishes the newest addition to the Rooney family a very Happy Birthday! This counts as a birthday right? THE birthday in fact.

No, you're not allowed to photograph the baby within 52 minutes

Though, it's a slight misnomer to name him Kai Wayne Rooney.

We are twins, lookalikes. But between us, there is a difference of heaven and earth. I'm the most celebrated defender at my club, while he's a young upstart. I'm the most uninspiring captain English football has ever seen, while he's yet to captain any side higher than a reserve side in the Swiss Third Division.