Right then, whilst I'm here I might as well sort this shit out.

First things first, I WANT the game to be replayed. Having said that it would be an absolute travesty if FIFA ordered a rematch of the game, as it would set an extremely dangerous precedent in football whereby the result on the pitch isn't final.

Here at In The Stands there is a lot of banter in our head office about how everyone is doing in the Premier League's Fantasy Football game. So we thought that we will bring in number 208 (out of 2.15 million) to give us a few tips. Please welcome Chez...

"I would bring him in, but I know as soon as I do he will start playing rubbish.

TalkSPORT have yet again created a gem, not only goes Harry hate Bentley but Phil Brown has finally got rid of his beard....on eBay.

It's somthing to cheer you up after a boring International break.

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Like sex, football sells. For the good, but usually for that bad as you will see in 10 swift steps. Please take into consideration that there are thousands more, but for now there is one question I need to ask you What's the French for Va, Va Voom?

10.

Although there were four big play-off games in Europe for us all to watch along with numerous friendlies, possibly the biggest game of the day was held in Cairo between Egypt and Algeria.

A rivalry that goes back to 1989, the intensity leading up to the game today reached fever pitch only a few days ago when the Algerian team bus was attacked by fans with rocks.

The definitive guide to what should be on your feet if you're a budding Titus Bramble or Wes Brown.

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If you happened to read my previous Serie A Review, you would know that there were several quality games this weekend including the match between Inter and Roma, and the Milan Lazio game in Rome. Juventus were also hoping to keep up their title ambitions with a win at Atalanta.

Serie A 07/08 November Results

Catania 0-0 Napoli

Atalanta 2-5 Juventus

Udinese 0-1 Fiorentina

Bologna 3-1 Palermo

Bari 1-0 Livorno

Parma 2-0 Chievo

Cagliari 2-0 Sampdoria

Genoa 4-2 Siena

Lazio 1-2 Milan

Inter Milan 1-1 Roma

Round-Up

A spirited performance from Atalanta ended with no points as Juventus went onto win 5-2 at the Atleti Azzurri d'Italia.

Our thoughts go out to Robert and his family.

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We all know about Rafa Benitez's press conference last year where he randomly came out with a load of facts despite being unprovoked and we all know that it was the turning point in Liverpool's season as they lost the title that was surely going to Anfield...

Some bright spark at ESPN brought to my attention that their 5 losses in the Premier League this term spells out one of Rafa's favourite words.

This week the age old melody banter between two sets of fans. Thats right football chants. Obviously there are some offensive corkers we have left out, but the ones we left in are equally class. Enjoy!!

10. 'Nani are you ok, are you ok Nani'

- Man yoo fans to Nani, in the tune of MJ's Smooth Criminal.

This week from the tipster I'm looking at
the weekends fixtures and finding some value.

This weeks accumulator is:...

Man City to beat Burnley
Arsenal to beat Wolves
Blackpool to beat Scunthorpe
Newcastle to beat Peterborough
Celtic to beat Falkirk
Rangers to beat St Mirren
MK Dons to beat Macclesfield
Shrewsbury to beat Staines Town

Available at 13-1

As our bet of the week.

A follow up to last weeks advert from a few years later, the Honey Monster now finds himself a reserve goalkeeper for Manchester United in a European fixture...

I'm pretty sure Peter Schmeichel should have been sent off for the foul, instead good ol' Honey Monster gets subbed on and pulls off a blinder of a save Rene Higuita-esque.

Benayoun is the new gerrard (Never Captain Nicky Butt)

Rooney should of called his son Bruce (Studs Up)

Deniz Naki starts a riot (Caught offside)

Rwanda Believe its a tragedy to be linked with John Barnes (Fisted Away)

Barnsley fan lives the dream (3nil)

The 57 Varieties of Zavon Hines (Never Captain Nicky Butt)

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The highlight of this weekend's fixtures was the match at the Olimpico in Turin between Juventus and Napoli. After numerous quality acquisitions over the Summer for Napoli, they had been expecting a good start to the season. However, after a less than impressive start, Roberto Donadoni was sacked and Walter Mazzarri brought in to try and settle the ship.

Guardian has brought it to my attention that the Football Association of Thailand (FAT) have signed a 3 year sponsorship deal with McDonald's, worth an estimated £545,000.

But thats not the best bit, as part of the deal the Thailand football team gets free big mac's, McFlurrys, and Mc Chicken-ish stuff.