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Gay4Soccer on MLS's partnership with Boy Scouts of America

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 17, 2012 @ 8:27 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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So the bottom line is they're not thrilled:

But let us recall the stated policy of BSA – no atheists and no gays allowed. Period. They even succeeded in defending this position at the U.S. Supreme Court in 2000.
So then, is it really such a great deal for our rapidly-expanding professional league to ally itself with an organization that openly espouses bigotry and intolerance?

Power Hungry 4

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 17, 2012 @ 8:12 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Typing furiously in the underground bunker, trying to cover my digital tracks, and mostly succeeding. As usually, it's some random guy's WindowsME machine that the packets are coming from, not mine. And this time I launched a DDoS on the secure port to add noise and confusion while I spoofed the FTP server and slipped in.

Is it me you're looking for?

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 17, 2012 @ 7:33 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The dream always starts the same. I'm riding in a car through the heartland, and somewhere west of Kansas City we arrive at a giant mountain which requires us to go through a tunnel. On the other end of the tunnel is a wasteland - a charred, blackened landscape with no clouds or animals, and plenty of shattered trees.

Suite Brother Eric

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 13, 2012 @ 6:47 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Night in Kansas City. A heavy rain falls. A limousine with darkened windows and an MLS sticker on the bumper pulls up to a corner in a remote, destitute section of the city. Fake Sigi steps out of the shadows in a trench coat and hat pulled low. The window in the back seat goes down.

"Kill him.

Best draft ever - again

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 12, 2012 @ 7:45 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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So this year the Sounders had the best draft in the history of MLS - again. The thing is, our player scouting efforts are so far above that of the average team, we really should be considered a separate case. As an example, did you see me lamenting the loss of Mo Johnston? Remember when I stripped him for Danny O'Rourke and Will Hesmer for a partial allocation?

US Open Cup Competition Changes for 2012

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 12, 2012 @ 12:02 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The US Open Cup will have a slightly different format this year:

The biggest news is expanding the field to 64 teams, making it the largest in a modern era that started in 1995 (previous: 42 in 2005-06). That's an increase of 24 teams from last year and all professional clubs from the top three tiers of U.

World's most depressing soccer field

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 11, 2012 @ 11:36 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Apparently at CES this week:

Panasonic created the world's most depressing soccer field in their booth. The two girls that stood on opposite ends of the "field" are charged with kicking a soccer ball back and forth. The ball isn't even filled with air. From the sound of the kicks, it seemed like it was filled with sand or sawdust.

My World

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 11, 2012 @ 9:47 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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An undisclosed location in Kansas City. A temporary Sigi-bunker has been erected in an underground location and is currently host to a predraft party. The computer monitors are flooded with bright colors and visualizations mixing with a reel of Sounders highlights. My World by Iggy Azalea is pumping through the speakers, continually being remixed over with bits of Justice and LMFAO by the Sigibot who is serving as DJ for the night.

Gay Allies

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 11, 2012 @ 9:27 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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At Gay4Soccer, a call to offer support to gay players and fans:

Imagine how David Testo's career would have gone if he didn't have supportive people to come out to early on in his career while at the Columbus Crew. I'd like to think the kindness and support of the players he told kept him in the game and standing strong against the on-field taunts he's had to endure.

Thierry Henry scores for Arsenal - again

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 10, 2012 @ 9:28 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Let's go to Matt Good with the call:

Henry's return yesterday wasn't that of a play maker, but of a striker whose pace is nowhere near what it was, a fact that has been amply displayed during his time playing in New York. But coming on with just over ten minutes to play, invigorated by what can only be described as near the religious fanaticism of the Arsenal faithful, the club's greatest goal scorer did what he always has – scored with what seemed like complete effortlessness.

Soccer as a Sigi without Sigen

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 10, 2012 @ 9:58 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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So Bob Bradley calls:

"Sigi, I was reading your blog and saw your thing, whatever that thing was on Run of Play, was that even a thing? About being a woman without women, and I'm like really? You're such a douche."

"Really? I just think they should write about women's soccer more. Some.

Soccer as a woman without women, part two

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 9, 2012 @ 11:50 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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A couple days ago Brian Phillips, purveyor of Run of Play, tweeted the following:

Netflix's top category for me is "Dark Dramas Featuring a Strong Female Lead." Improbably, this is not a list of Beckham documentaries.

My initial reaction was, that's funny, because Phillip's writing is nothing like that first sentence.

Death: Icy grip or sweet release?

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 9, 2012 @ 9:55 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Discuss.

-FS

MLS Pre-draft: Joe Mauceri at Top Drawer Soccer

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 8, 2012 @ 2:09 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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This year Joe Mauceri has moved his coverage of the college game and the MLS SuperDraft to Top Drawer Soccer. You can find most of his articles here. Another great writer with great coverage of the players.

-FS

WPS Pre-draft coverage at All White Kit

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog January 8, 2012 @ 2:02 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Chris Henderson is doing a great job at All White Kit in the run up to the WPS draft. From draft retrospectives to player rankings to mock drafts, he's got it all. You should probably just go read the whole site right now.

-FS