Upon further examination, the intensity of the intro I quoted from the Illuminati website is fairly intense. I apologize if anyone was offended but that was clearly never the intention (Did you not read the disclaimer?).

Further, if you failed to even read the linked text then please don't bother talking to me about it; you've already disqualified yourself from informed opinion.

After a phenomenal run at the 2009 Confederations Cup that saw the team finally fall to an experienced Brazilian side, the USA is set to play England in it's first group match of the 2010 World Cup. One of the promising new youngsters of the tournament was Charlie Davies, who with his pace and invention added a new dimension to Red White & Blue alongside Jozy Altidore.

Courtesey of baconscarf's friend Sammy, not to be confused with lostboy. Real deal or the lazy man's atheist? Great read nonetheless. Here's the intro:

The following article takes ancient Illuminati teachings and presents them in the light of modern philosophical and scientific findings.

Every few months I inexplicably fall in love with a song. You know that song, the street meat song you keep going back even though you KNOW you shouldn't. That hot spicy mess of mysterious gyro and gloriously unhealthy white sauce. That liberating post meal shit that lays burning waste to your tender anus.

You can never really call it a completely satisfying weekend when you've been conclusively dominated at competitive drinking games by a former art student – I stereotype only to emphasize the pitiful state of my own demise. He was the last pick after all, which clearly did not do his ironic talents justice, though he was ultimately vindicated with a complete performance.

If you kno me then you know how much I love Arsenal. Still, I consider myself a new fan. Having grown up mostly in the US, I had little professional soccer influence despite playing for much of my childhood. It wasn't until college that a friend introduced me to a gem of a video game, Konami's Winning Elevel 8.

I don't know for some reason I expected light traffic on MLK day at the movies but film goers were out in full force so we had front row seats, which I find obnoxious that they even exist. I think the Regal's line is "well there are people who are willing to pay for those seats so why not provide them?

One of my main new year's resolutions was to stop thinking, talking about it and actually start my blog. With everything setup, I could never really get myself down to write the first post. There's a lot of pressure that comes with it I suppose, much of it self-imposed, like most things in life.

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