Pull out your bibs and smocks on peeps, this Sunday there's a mouthwatering match taking place at the top of the table and shit is about to get messy. My plan is to hit the pub and over a few pints watch an inform Chelsea lay some heavy blows into ... Click to continue reading...

The Madrid derby takes center stage in Spain this weekend and once again we're hearing that Pellegrini's head is set to role if Real don't get the desired result... however before that can happen, our amigos at Heads or Tails inform us that the league may be stopped this weekend ... Click to continue reading...

You haven't felt cold till your nuts have shrivelled back up inside you or till you've been to frikin freezing Russia... or both, which are the conditions Barcelona face on their travels tonight. However, as much as I can see Rubin's Cousin putting up a fight in front of a ... Click to continue reading...

The thing I love most about the Champions League is the weird and unpredictable score lines you get right across the continent. I also love it when a manager makes a substitution and within minutes of that player stepping onto the field, he scores a cracker to put his team ... Click to continue reading...

What's an Adidas football boot if it can't be fully customised for the biggest name in world football and Adidas' biggest asset right? Well that's what the geniuses over at the three stripes must have been thinking, so naturally they created this custom colourway and unleashed them through the PR . Click to continue reading...

AC Milan seem to have their mojo back as they prepare to host Real Madrid in this crucial UCL match. Will they be as lucky as last matchday?... I don't think so, but I do think both teams will have to settle for a share of the points and that can't ... Click to continue reading...

Is it just me or are Real Madrid really missing the presence of their tanned, Portuguese, man-o-sex Ronaldo? Sure their overly excited old fellas are scoring goals, but at the same time the team looks like it's just scraping through simple matches and if it wasn't for two goals by ... Click to continue reading...

Is it just me or are Real Madrid really missing the presence of their tanned, Portuguese, man-o-sex Ronaldo? Sure their overly excited old fellas are scoring goals, but at the same time the team looks like it's just scraping through simple matches and if it wasn't for two goals by ... Click to continue reading...

This weekend I've been busier than a Somali pirate demanding ransom, so I'm trying something a little new [to this site]. If you think it works post your comments below and I'll continue doing it... piece of piss really! Gameweek score: 6 out of 10 NOTE: West Ham v Aston Villa still remains Results: Pompey . Click to continue reading...

This weekend I've been busier than a Somali pirate demanding ransom, so I'm trying something a little new [to this site]. If you think it works post your comments below and I'll continue doing it... piece of piss really! Gameweek score: 6 out of 10 NOTE: West Ham v Aston Villa still remains Results: Pompey . Click to continue reading...

After much mid week humiliation, Real Madrid return to the Bernabeu to make amends and our friends at Heads or Tails believe Guti's abusive comments have been forgiven and he won't be spending time in obscurity... what matters more though is the fan's take on the situation and that could . Click to continue reading...

Match of the weekend is no doubt the London derby, Arsenal v Tottenham. In the past these two teams have delivered some cracking matches so it'll be interesting to see if one team can steal the show or if there are any horror shows to be had [Halloween pun intended]. ... Click to continue reading...

Talk about doing it tough! At half-time, a near full strength Manchester City were a shaky 2-1 up against Championship team Scunthorpe, who actually looked quite impressive on the break. What happened in the second half doesn't really matter at this point cause it doesn't help drill home my point . Click to continue reading...

Talk about doing it tough! At half-time, a near full strength Manchester City were a shaky 2-1 up against Championship team Scunthorpe, who actually looked quite impressive on the break. What happened in the second half doesn't really matter at this point cause it doesn't help drill home my point . Click to continue reading...

Arsene Wenger's juniors have kicked the shit out of grown men before [here] so I expected nothing less of them when a half strung Liverpool showed up at the Emirates last night. Sure I would have put my money on the Reds if this was a bare knuckle boxing death ... Click to continue reading...