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Funny Feeling Friday: Eduardo

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 12:00 AM EST
Eduardo's most common move, the ankle breaker
This is the most obvious Funny Feeling Friday selection in history - but the selection completely fits the award for the week - an unpopular, out of form, or underrated player who we think will perform over the next few weeks.
Couldn't be more obvious: it's Eduardo (7. Click to continue reading...

Premier League Gameweek 13 Fantasy Preview

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 04:33 PM EST
Above average finishing ability, Average rat-tail, Below average fitness history
The Premier League is back, and while the World Cup is still top of mind (especially for those Irish and French fans), the greatest league in the world is back from a two week hiatus. Let's get to it:
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Apropos: Hand of Henry Loves MJ # 23

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 11:23 AM EST
Looks like a carry to me, but if it was Iverson they'd let it slide
The Daily Mail has a nice assortment of photoshopped Thierry Henry specials sent in by jokesters around the internet - and this one seemed to me to make the most sense because of Henry's past professed love for the Chicago Bulls. Click to continue reading...

Nardiello Denied by a Puddle: Schmeichel Loves It

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 12:36 AM EST
Not nearly as bad as the Hand of the Frog - Henry's double handball that led France to the World Cup over the deserving Irish, we have the overshadowed goal that wasn't today from Daniel Nardiello, the Bury striker.
Funny stuff here. What a watered down pitch. Brilliant goalkeeping by the puddle there, as Kasper Schmeichel of Notts County was well beaten. Click to continue reading...

Don't Tell Me the EPL Isn't the Best in the World

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 11:02 PM EST
The Hand of the Frog
Thanks to the 50 + of you who participated in our World Cup Playoff Prediction Contest sponsored by Soccer Pro, and I'm pleased to announce our winners...
1st Place: Jon (wins a team jacket of his choice from Soccer Pro!)2nd Place: Daniel (wins an official World Cup replica ball! Click to continue reading...

Gerrard Fit Again; Liverpool Physios Redemption?

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 04:54 PM EST
Can he do it on his own without Torres, Benayoun, and Riera?
Steven Gerrard looks set to start for Liverpool this weekend against Manchester City as his long road to recovery from a groin problem looks almost complete...
Gerrard has used the international break to step up his rehabilitation program - and the news will surely make Liverpool fans happy. Click to continue reading...

RVP (and Placenta) Out of 4-3-3, Who's In?

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 11:56 PM EST
With Dutch striker Robin van Persie operating as the focal point of a deadly 4-3-3 this season, Arsenal have been nearly unstoppable.
But now, with the Dutchman out of action for 6 weeks because of torn ankle ligaments - of which he is treating with new-age medicine including massage with placentas in Serbia, Arsenal are looking for an answer. Click to continue reading...

Fantasy Premier League: Get Ready for a - 8

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 08:45 PM EST
I wish Arteta was fit so I could replace Lampard with an absolute on the ball genius
This international break has not been meaningless by any means- in fact, it's been quite exciting as Nic Anelka gave France a 1-0 lead over Ireland, and former Fantasy Premier League stars Obafemi Martins (Nigeria) and Amr Zaki (Egypt) got their countries one step closer to South Africa as well. Click to continue reading...

Best Fantasy Team Name Ever of the Week!!!

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 01:49 PM EST
Is that Knight wearing a ship as a hat? Suffolk must be a magical place.
This week's winner: Daniel PuntTeam Name: Suffolk'n Good
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE. Fantastic. My job is really quite easy when you give me some creative, punny names to select. Daniel probably has a ton of friends, because that is one sweet name (also, his team name is pretty fantastic too). Click to continue reading...

World Cup Qualification Play-Off Preview

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 07:36 PM EST
With the Premier League news slowing down, and the World Cup qualification news speeding up, I figured I'd take the down time that so often comes with international breaks, put the Fantasy Premier League to the side, and focus a bit on predicting the European World Cup qualifiers...
Caveat: While my predicting/gambling skills have been refined over the past ten years through various online and offline channels, I rarely go with deep statistical analyses to back up my predictions. Click to continue reading...

Liverpool is Screwwwwwwwwwwwwwwed

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 02:00 PM EST
If only those scarves were bandages
Fresh news out of Anfield is reporting that Albert Riera and the Israeli Landon Donovan (Yossi Benayoun) are going to be out for a month with muscle injuries.
It's been a rough season for the Merseyside Reds, with most of their stars having sat out for at least a few games. Click to continue reading...

Breaking Injury # 2: Cudicini Crashes Bike

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 11:00 AM EST
Usually when the injury news pops up over the International Break it comes in the form of pulled hamstrings or strained thighs - as in Frank Lampard's case with England today.
But this year continues to be the year of sad and scary high speed road accidents in world football.
First the d(r)iver Cristiano Ronaldo wrecked his Ferrari. Click to continue reading...

Frank Lampard Injured & Out of England Squad

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 10:26 AM EST

Butt Buddies
Chelsea's captain Frank Lampard picked up a thigh injury while training today and will be out of England's friendly with Brazil this weekend.
Lampard has been a hot topic for us this season - he started off incredibly slow, but then finally scored from open play a few weeks ago and has been on fire ever since. Click to continue reading...

Hargreaves to Freshen Up United's Chances?

Never Captain Nicky Butt @ 07:58 PM EST
"Look at Nani - his free kick goes right into the wall, again!"
It's been all doom and gloom for Liverpool over the past few weeks - the losses keep mounting, as do the injuries - and the club finds itself in its most precarious state in years.
On the other hand, Chelsea are being touted as "Champions" before we've even hit December, and with over six months of football still to be played, it seems as if journalists, bloggers, and pundits alike are claiming that The Blues have what it takes to win it all. Click to continue reading...