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November 20, 2009 19:07 EST
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Whack Psuedo Administrative Stuff

The Offside Rules @ 04:00 PM EST
'Sup ya'll. As I am working on the company dime this weekend most of my stuff will be at MLS Insider. I'll drop a few things here or there here but I'll be "working" until Monday. Holler. Click to continue reading...

Your 2009 FC Dallas Goals Mixtape

The Offside Rules @ 11:23 AM EST
Sing it with me y'all (to the tune of Motley Crue's pole-dancer anthem "Girls, Girls, Girls")
Goals, goals, goals! Click to continue reading...

SF x Rancid's Lars Frederiksen

The Offside Rules @ 07:47 PM EST
FINALLY on the ground in Seattle no thanks to 2 hours sitting on the runway upon departure (damn you crashing air traffic control computers!). I've got to run downstairs and try to catch the Galaxy arriving at the hotel but I didn't want to forget that punk rock business I mentioned earlier in the day so here you go. Click to continue reading...

Viva Futbol #43

The Offside Rules @ 02:11 PM EST
Y'all know I love Alarazboy but......."Shake Yo Tailfeather"? Really? You gonna try and bring that back? Puffy and Murphy Lee? C'mon now. That's not even old enough to be old school yet, it's just that awkward in-between phase. Whatevs though. At least the cuts (in the editing & on the field) are tight. Click to continue reading...

Vampire Weekend's Footie Fashion

The Offside Rules @ 11:34 AM EST
This is the video for "Cousins", the first single from Vampire Weekend's upcoming Contra album. Any of you kit whores out there have a clue what club's jersey the drummer is wearing? I'd be dead curious to know. Click to continue reading...
Tags: Music, Video

I'm on a Plane, Listen to Jason Kreis

The Offside Rules @ 09:06 AM EST
I'm typing this post from the rear seat of a town car on my way to the airport for MLS Cup madness 2009*. So while float over the country and plot my assault on Jet City may I suggest you listen to RSL skipper Jason Kreis talk coach stuff. Then later when my feet are back on the ground we can talk punk rock stuff. Click to continue reading...

Interview With a Stadium King

The Offside Rules @ 05:51 PM EST
There is a great piece over at The Original Winger; an interview with Gino Rossetti of Rossetti Architects. Get inside the head of one of the people who is shaping --somewhat literally-- how soccer is perceived in America. Click to continue reading...
Tags: SSS, Soccer, gino, winger

Real Talk With Nick Rimando

The Offside Rules @ 01:14 PM EST
If you'll pardon the double dip, allow me to re-purpose something I knocked out for MLS Insider yesterday. I got to talking to Nick Rimando for a minute and he pointed out something that I didn't think of; he basically closed out his buddy Brandon Prideaux's career with that save in the shootout (they were teammates at D. Click to continue reading...

The Most Crazyiest Soccer Story In the World, Today

The Offside Rules @ 11:27 AM EST
From the country that brought you "Maradona, the coach", even greater wisdom has now conceived the Plan for Argentina to Win the World Cup™: a virtual petition demanding Messi get the perm job Maradona wore to the '86 Final. I love this; the best people's movement since the petition to bring back Family Guy when it got canceled. Click to continue reading...

Do You Party? Do You Wanna Party With Me & My Friends?

The Offside Rules @ 05:13 PM EST
It's on. The first ever full meeting of the 5 Designated Players families is finally set to happen at MLS Cup. Ives, Bruce, Adam, Beans, Dunny & the rest of the TOW crew will be posted up along with yours truly at Kells Pub from 9pm on Friday night. If you're in town and have $5 to spare (they charge a cover on Friday nights, out of our control) come through and hang, drink & talk trash with us; we're looking to make some new friends and meet some old ones. Click to continue reading...

Fat Fashion: When Your Love of Soccerwear & Butter Collide

The Offside Rules @ 02:36 PM EST
Can I take a minute to testify? Thank you. I'm now 33 years old with little time for exercise and a penchant for rich cheeses and savory meats. It is for this very reason that I possess a body type that could be described as "rotund" and why many soccer jersey's come off like meat casing on my frame. Click to continue reading...

Studio 90 From Denmark

The Offside Rules @ 12:02 PM EST
You know how when you are really, really cold --so cold that you don't even shiver-- you just get so still that if you are not talking you might be mistaken for dead? I think that's what's going on here with Kammarman. Dude looks like he is in real pain. Somebody get that man a parka. Click to continue reading...
Tags: US Men, Video

The Most Crazyiest Soccer Story In the World, Today

The Offside Rules @ 10:45 AM EST
Whilst skimming the business section of the Times of London this morning (because that's what baller-assed suits such as myself do in between Powerpoint presentations and breakfasts of California Condor eggs over easy) I accidentally spit mimosa all over my keyboard when I read the following about the alleged recent purchase of the New York Cosmos name by former Tottenham Vice-Chairman Paul Kemsley:
"Pele will be president of the company. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 39 Act 1

The Offside Rules @ 10:35 AM EST
Shep seems to think that Bruce Arena's performance this season is proof that the coach RBNY should hire one that they already fired. He also believes that set pieces win the game and that fly-away cuffs are the look for fall/winter 2009. Click to continue reading...