Celtic fans runs onto pitch, Dida dives like he was shot by a sniper. What a play-acting prat!

Ha ha! I'm still laughing at Dida's pathetic, delayed dive after being tapped on the neck by some buffoon of a Celtic fan (at least I presume he's a Celtic fan). Why do so many professional footballers have this Pavlovian reaction to being touched above the waist? Not the face! The fact he went off on a stretcher (the guy's 6ft 4in and built like a brick shithouse) is the biggest joke of all – Uefa should fine him for simulation, surely.

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