Wall Street Journal on Beckham - How to miss everything and just rewrite the same story

The every so wonderful Wall Street Journal blares the headline David Beckham's Injury Hurts More Than Just the Soccer Star. See if you can guess, without reading a single line, how this story goes.

If you guessed that Beckham's absent is killing the league, you are correct.

While reading this piece by Stephen Barbara, I had to keep checking the date because it seemed like something from August, not October.

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