Odds and Ends As We Laugh at Milan

•Former Milan player Oscar Damiani, now a FIFA agent who somehow oversees his old club's transfers, has revealed to the press that Milan decided mid-summer to stick with poor Alberto Gilardino after they had already made "positive contact" with strikers such as Luca Toni, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and David Trezeguet. Brilliant. (In case you're not up on these things, Trezeguet has five goals in four games, while Gila hasn't scored with anyone but his wife in months.

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