Breaking News: Chelsea Sack Jose Mourinho

In shocking news, Jose Mourinho has left Chelsea Football Club "by mutual consent," according to the club's website.

We all know "by mutual consent" is codeword for getting sacked, and while the most of the newspapers are reporting that Mourinho walked out of the club, The Times newspaper believes that it's more likely that Mourinho got the sack after a meeting with Abramovich and his henchmen.