Top O' The Heap News

Jose Mourinho steps down as Chelsea manager! Yes. Really. Maybe Alexi Lalas has tempted him to take over the LA Galaxy. I mean, who wouldn't want to coach under Alexi?

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Steven Goff of the Washington Post is reporting that former MLS player and current DC United TV commentator (not to forget that he is one of the sharpest wits in all of American soccer) Gareth Lagerway is going to be named General Manager for Real Salt Lake.