RSL-Galaxy Preview: Battle for the Cellar, Chapter 3

Writing pregame reports is getting depressing. It's gotten to the point that I'd rather gaze at photos of Barry Manilow and think, "Botox? Facelift? Both?"

But I, like you, shall soldier on. (Right? You are soldiering on with me, right?) We are not those fair weather fans. In fact, to prove my undying love I am even considering going in and watching the Houston game on MLSnet.