Always look on the bright side of...oh, whatever

So, let's see: United are having a spectacular early-season meltdown. Steven Gerrard's got a broken toe, and I can't even blame it on Nike.* Oh, and my women's team is about to get relegated. Greeeaaaaat.

For the moment, I am dealing with this by sticking my fingers in my ears and saying "La la la la la I can't hear you."

On the other hand, at least Jermaine Jenas has been left out of the England squad this time around.