Kaka Tortures Real Just By Getting Confused

As you may have heard, AC Milan are in Moscow right now they're taking part in the rather flash Russian Railway Cup, along with PSV Eindhoven, Lokomotiv Moscow and a little club called Real Madrid. (Actually Milan's first game just ended; they lost to PSV 4-3 in PKs after a scoreless game. Which, since Milan have zero strikers at the tournament, isn't exactly surprising.