Odds and Ends on a Slow News Day

There's almost nothing significant going on in the Serie A universe today. I'm thinking it's gotten really hot in Italy, and everyone has headed out for a long weekend at a posh, Mediterranian resort. Either that or there's another newspaper strike and there's TONS going on but no one to tell us about it.

•The moment Milan landed Pato, the press starting banging on Massimo Moratti's door, asking him when he was going to land a teenage superstar.