BREAKING: Pato to Milan

Direct from the Milan website:

ALEXANDRE PATO TO MILAN!
8/2/2007

MILANO - The great talent Alexandre Pato will train with Milan and will be able to play the friendly matches starting from the 3rd of September 2007. From the 3rd of January 2008 onwards he will also be able to play in the official games.

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