Foul And Abusive: Amateur Footballer Shown Red Card For Warning Opponent About ‘Dog Sh*t’ On The Pitch

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By Chris Wright

The midfielder terrier commits yet another tightly-coiled, rancid-smelling foul

In a tale as old as time itself, a footballer in the West Midlands Christian Football League was recently shown a red card for having the thorough decency to warn one of his opponents about a large, steaming dog egg that had been laid in the middle of their pitch.

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