Beckham, Ronaldinho, Zidane to Chelsea????

Fear not. Beckham isn't leaving LA Galaxy, Zidane isn't coming out of retirement and Ronaldinho isn't leaving Barcelona. These were players offered to Jose by owner Mr Abramovich, when Jose first joined Chelsea four years ago.

In addition to Jose turning down those star names it is alleged that Jose told Mr A "You only need one star here - me!