David Beckham, smiling politely

Last night, Angel and Toja celebrated the return of the Colombian player to MLS stardom for the first time since Valderrama retired. No, we don't count Alex Comas' mustache. Had Schelotto (or "Barros Schelotto," if you're the Crew's alphabetical roster) arrived earlier, he would have had Ronnie O'Brien's spot, and it would have [...]