Something Strange is Going on With That Kid from Jersey

During a press conference yesterday from rainy Korea, Sir Alex Ferguson essentially told the media that he's willing to let Giuseppe Rossi leave the club if the Carlos Tevez deal goes though. In a rare sign of sensitivity, Sir Alex essentially admitted that the logjam at striker for Man U which apparently isn't quite finished yet, as the club have an additional, Milan-style secret target in mind would make it virtually impossible for Rossi and Alan Smith to get a game.

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