Will the Bernabeu Have its Brain?

Bernd Schuster has a problem. The German is looking for a brain. Not for himself, mind, but for his team. Apparently Fernando Gago's isn't big enough and if you get close enough to Guti's peroxide-damaged skull, you can actually hear the sea.

So the German has despatched Pedja Mijatovic with a set of Easyjet vouchers and his cheque book to track down and snare a big cheese who will boss his new midfield.