Rossi’s Agent Beats the Bushes [Insert W Joke Here] for Offers

According to an interview his agent gave Radio Kiss Kiss (only in Italy could that be the name of a freaking radio station) earlier today, Parma remain the only team to have tabled an official offer from Man United's Guiseppe Rossi. While said agent innocently pretended he was just conveying information, he's clearly trying to get all the teams whose names have been associated with his client currently off enjoying some special, U-21 team time off while his Man U teammates brave storms and earthquakes in Japan to come in with offers, preferably really, really big ones that will make him some coin.

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