Ok, So It’s Not a Sex Scandal …

But, since beggars can't be choosers, this is going to have to do for the moment: Badass Atalanta striker Riccardo Zampagna is facing drunk driving (or, as you Brits would say, "drink driving") charges in Bergamo after driving into a woman riding a moped in the wee hours of Friday night/Saturday morning.*

According to rampant Italian press reports, Zampagna was on his way home from a party (Organized by a group of Atlanta ultras who will now get tshirts printed that say "We party so hard, we got a striker arrested!

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