Want to Get Rich? Then Read On

So you want to get rich? Here's what you have to do. Go down to your local park or football ground, have a look at some games, pick out a few playes that show potential and then...buy them. Yep, go up to them and buy all their personal rights for a set fee. If they're young, ask their parents for the rights, and hey, while you're at it, buy the rights to their brothers, just in case.

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