Manchester United Sign Carlos Tevez On A, Err, Five Year Loan?

Well, if anyone thought that Carlos Tevez' "unique" working situation (i.e. he is enslaved by Kia Joorabchian) was over following the West Ham debacle, well...uh...you're super wrong apparently. The "credible press" are reporting that Tevez is about to sign for Manchester United on a two year loan deal, with an option for a further three years. [...