Will Real Madrid Get Their Fingers Bernd?

If you were to believe the press here in Spain – which is up there with suggesting that Spanish food is salty, as foolish things to do – Real Madrid are more than willing to mortgage their house, children and grandmothers to bring Kaka to the Spanish capital. But, strangely, they are unwilling to fork out a measly 480,000 euros to bring burly Bernd Schuster to the club.