$250,000 Per Week... For That?!

So, nobody wants Frank Lampard. The statement from one of Barcelona's board members was unequivocal "Lampard knows he has no chance of moving to any of the big European clubs...there is no other option. He has been offered to us, Milan, Inter and Real Madrid, basically all of the big clubs, but nobody is interested".
So Frank's brinkmanship has been found out and his agent, Steve Kutner, is busy backtracking and making conciliatory noises towards the Chelsea hierarchy: "Frank has always said he wants to stay at Chelsea for the rest of his career" together with a more dubious "he will be as committed as ever".

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