Anfield Banter: No Diego Forlan, No Cisse loan, No Roy, you can’t have Carson, & a little rant about the pathetic piece of shit that is US Soccer

* Villarreal director Jose Manuel Llaneza Dura has said that Forlan is staying put. NO!!!! Hold on... just a second... I'm trying to... make myself cry...

* Rafa will not be letting Cisse out on loan, but if you'd like to buy him, apparently he's going to be dirt cheap (£8m). I can't believe we're going to let him go for that price, especially after proving himself at Marseille last year.