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There isn't a twelve step program for this, but there should be.

I've just learned that I've scored one of the most coveted tickets in the world of sport. Check that, one of the most coveted tickets in the history of sport. That's right; two seats to watch the US of A play Italy in a first round World Cup match in Kaiserslautern, Germany on June 17.