DO YOU BELIEVE IN FOLLICLES!?!

Some choice quotes from the announcer on the MSG network (who refuses to call Fred, just "Fred"):

-"A signature game from one of the hardest-working players to play for the United States and D.C. United."

-"I'm going to call Ben Olsen just 'Ben' before I start calling Fred da Silva 'Fred.'"

-"We should start calling Ben Olsen 'Ronaldinho.