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By Chris Wright

Here's Liverpool's new mascot people, a thing they're calling 'Mighty Red'...

"Hi guysth!"

"Sthuper awesthome!"

As with most mascots, it's completely bloody terrifying!

It's supposed to be a Liver Bird (note the sprig of broom in the corner of the beak), but what we're seeing is a kind of cross between a pterodactyl and a gormless lobster but with a contemporary nod to Luis Suarez's orthodontic situation.