When your son-in-law is playing a vital role in the Manchester Derby, you're
allowed to turn up and sit next to Giannina at the VIP stands, even if you had spent the whole time
opposing his move to the club and whispering "Real Madrid" softly into his ears.
Such exceptions only apply in England because a) he's Maradona, b) no one can
stop him from walking into any room and c) Pele is not around.