Citing a need to "rest and move away," Pep Guardiola has announced his decision to step down as
manager of Barcelona at the end of the season. These are just a few of the things he has to look
forward to during his time away from football.
-Text messages from Jose Mourinho at odd hours of the night that always say the same thing:
"miss u :("
-Realizing that getting Xavi to complete 472 passes in one match is easier than getting your
kids to pass a toy store without crying and making you buy them something.