It's always something, isn't it?

... remember: firm and manly ... firm AND manly. If you've read me in any form of media over the years, you'll know I have no extra love saved up for ESPN aside from my unofficial English uncle, Ian Darke -- the most earnest man in sports media. No sense rehashing what makes ESPN insufferable, although it could be argued its a byproduct of the 24/7 news cycle.