OMG Files: Super-Sized Splinter Gets Lodged In Footballer’s Thigh

None of these men are Jose P, amateur futbal sala player (futsal) and member of the Penya Sang Cule (FC Barcelona supporters group), prior to a huge piece of wood getting stuck in his thigh. Rather, we went with a random photo found whilst Googling "futsal" in order to spare those readers of ours who are of faint heart or body from seeing what's next.